Call Me Out!

[escaliers]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. Second row are ones I'm not used to playing but would like to try! ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ Some memes for ideas: Random Scenario, Soulmate Fuck Up, Secret Agents Maiden and Monster, Kinda Stuck, Should Never Be Together Morning After, or basically any AU you've ever seen. meme code.

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[meatery]

[... There's a fist coming down on Orin's head now. Just a playful punch, really.] Just ask if you're hungry!

[corpsed]

Oof--!

[ RUBBING HER HEAD ] I didn't think they'd let me in here, ya know!

[meatery]

Looking like that, you're in more danger of getting eaten than turned away though. [This is a saiyan kitchen...] I could have been trying to lure you onto my chopping board!

[corpsed]

[ orin just laughs ]

What, that? Cats have nine lives, dontcha know. It ain't easy to kill a kasha.

[meatery]

That just means we can eat you nine times. [Stands back up.] That's eighteen tails!

[corpsed]

There's almost no meat in a cat's tail, yanno. It's all bone!

[ there's apparently no issue in discussing getting eaten??? no this is the girl who carts around fresh corpses every day, nothing fazes her tbh ]

[meatery]

Yeah, I guess so. [Swings her own tail back and forth.] Good snack though.

Speaking of which... [Places a little bowl of meat down on the floor.] There you go! Fresh!

[Gi-ne, she's not actually a cat...]

[corpsed]

[ ACTUALLY, SHE PRETTY MUCH IS she's technically someone's pet........... ]

If you like pretzel-type things. Crunchy.

[ mORE MEAT THANK YOU MEAT GOD ]

Ooooh!

[meatery]

[Pats her on the head.] You're welcome. Just be quiet about it, okay? Otherwise all those guys will be in here begging for scraps as well.

[Saiyans and stray animals, who can tell the difference....]

[corpsed]

What, those big guys out there? They look like they could bench-press me with their tails...

[ munching absentmindedly ]

[meatery]

That sounds painful though... [Cat with claws and fangs on the most sensitive part of saiyan anatomy... Gi-ne goes back to preparing food. ] Tell me if they give you any trouble, okay?